About Posthuman
I see you've wondered onto this page. Well, I suppose it must have been an accident. No one really comes here, and when they do, it's to usually tell me that I'm a satanist. Which I'm not. I'm actually a Christian. Now, just because I believe in God doesn't mean I'm a buzzkill. I'm pansexual; greatly enjoy Heavy Metal, Sludge Metal, Metalcore, and classic rock; enjoy this website; and tend to be rather to the point and blunt when I'm not being witty. You can find me on Facebook under John Zachary Knox, on Instagram as SinematicCreatures95, and on snapchat as Captain Courageous. I also have a reddit, not much is ever posted there, and it's helpmeiamonfire. My YouTube has some nice vids. Like my screamo covers that progressively get better. It's captaincourageous95. You're still here? Huh. Didn't think there would be much more you'd wanna know. PM me if I'm wrong.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    78%
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    2%
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  • The thumb strikes back

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Posthuman's favorite FMLs
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