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Poolofick's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

By whitechocolate - / Monday 20 July 2009 02:05 / United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

By Gordon - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:12 / United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:25 /

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

By GabsAlot829 - / Tuesday 21 July 2009 22:17 / United States

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, doesn't mean your mom won't walk in your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

By Alwayshappens2me - / Friday 17 July 2009 23:09 / United States