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Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here reading about everyone else's lives.
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Today, I went on a trip to Cleveland. After getting lunch, my brother and I started walking back to my car. Halfway there, we were jumped, threatened with a knife, and yelled at to hand over our money. The only thing my brother could do was ask our mugger, "Uh, what gender are you?" FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 29 March 2014 02:00 / United States - Kent

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

By oops - / Thursday 27 March 2014 23:10 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

By BMTH2296 - / Friday 21 March 2014 23:42 / United States

Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML

By ealovan / Monday 3 March 2014 05:18 / United States - Des Moines

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

By well SHIT - / Thursday 27 February 2014 21:46 / United States - Little Elm