About Ping600
{ •I'm a girl who's age is somewhere between 14 and 18. I'm probably one of the most socially awkward people you'll ever meet. Though, once you really start to know me, I become much more talkative and "hyper". (So I've been told..) Aside from being the awkward person at the checkout line fumbling with their change, I'm extremely sarcastic and somewhat blunt. I've been told I'm terribly negative, but I'm not a pessimist. I just have the tendency to use more dark humor than I probably should.. I adore anime and manga. Along with music, of course. I'm an aspiring artist. I love writing and drawing, and I work everyday to improve my skills. I love making new friends. Despite being so shy, I really do enjoy meeting new people. So feel free to send me a message sometime! (God knows I won't bite..) }
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Ping600's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 April 2009 21:40 / United States

Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML

By Palindromesque / Wednesday 4 September 2013 09:07 / United States - Seattle

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

By HoratioNo - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 06:41 / United States - Stockton

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

By cookiemonster - / Tuesday 13 August 2013 16:10 / South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - / Friday 9 August 2013 22:13 / United States