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Phuk_my_life's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By headache / Monday 23 February 2015 01:41 / United States
By nick - / Monday 12 January 2015 08:23 / United Kingdom - Cambridge
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By Anonymous / Monday 15 December 2014 16:07 / Australia