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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    12%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    62%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    20%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Orangepoptart's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 December 2013 07:24 / Canada - Milton

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML

By RustyRuski - / Sunday 29 December 2014 22:58 / United States - Greenwood

Today, I got written up at work for clocking back in from lunch early. Yesterday I got a verbal warning for coming back late. I'm scared to go to lunch at all now. FML

By Hungry - / Friday 27 December 2013 14:01 / United States - Appleton

Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 December 2013 19:13 / Sweden