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I am a big gamer. Do you know what steam is ? If so add me on it name is Pilot.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

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  • A new thumb

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • YDI Master

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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Orangepilot's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

By IamAflyingCat / Tuesday 22 October 2013 09:12 / United States

Today, I was mugged in a public bathroom. All I had on me was a plastic sheriff's badge, so I gave it to them. They laughed me out of the restroom. FML

By the_lameo_geek - / Monday 21 October 2013 02:16 / United States - Albuquerque

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:51 / United States - Ozark

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

By HSampsON - / Sunday 13 October 2013 21:20 / Niger - Niamey

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 October 2013 22:03 / Iceland - Akranes