About Onlythedarkest

I have a very cynical, sometimes dark approach to the world and the people within it, but I'm actually very friendly once you get to know me. Message me on here or Kik(Yourarey) and I'll for sure message back! PS, I HATE Grammar Nazis, so if I go off on you for correcting me, consider yourself warned.

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