About Omgitsanabeatriz
As you can tell by my favorites, I'm a major FML geek. But hey, I love laughing at other's expense (: Get to know me yourself. Youtube.com/ItsAnaOmg Dallleeee;;
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Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

By neednewfriends - / Saturday 19 December 2009 23:21 / United States

Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML

By Jrlloyd013 - / Saturday 19 December 2009 22:33 / United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

By ouch - / Saturday 19 December 2009 15:15 / United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

By googly191 - / Saturday 19 December 2009 21:44 / United States

Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

By heatproblems - / Saturday 19 December 2009 20:10 / United States