About Oceanbreathessal
Heyy! My name is Barbara. I guess this is the part where I state some long biography that no one ever reads but I really don't like doing these things because who really wants to hear somebody else go on and on about themselves. So I'll just leave it at that. Massage me!(;
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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 March 2009 04:46 / United States

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

By footfood - / Monday 27 June 2011 14:56 / Slovenia

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 June 2011 01:11 / Canada

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

By Barney / Saturday 18 June 2011 16:10 / United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

By zain / Saturday 4 June 2011 06:15 / United States