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Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

By cheated - / Thursday 11 March 2010 12:50 / Australia

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

By StretchNuts / Thursday 11 March 2010 12:50 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

By cmore / Thursday 11 March 2010 01:10 / United States

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

By HaleyIsabelle / Monday 8 March 2010 20:54 / France

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

By justpeachy - / Monday 8 March 2010 20:27 / United States