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i'm morgan. others' misfortunes make me laugh. i'm sorry, people of the world. myspace? myspace.com/ohmahgahitsmorgan
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Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

By not-so-young-shortie - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:57 / United States
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