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Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

By wowzer - / Thursday 28 August 2014 19:58 / Puerto Rico - Gurabo

Today, it's been a few months since my grandfather passed away. Now all of his porn subscriptions are getting forwarded to my address. FML

By dr.mantistobagon - / Wednesday 27 August 2014 22:03 / United States - South Burlington

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 August 2014 21:50 / United States - Franklin Park

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

By spark / Wednesday 27 August 2014 17:19 / United States - San Francisco

Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercises and running on a treadmill. When I told my therapist I had never been so happy and proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

By AnonymousAndSad - / Thursday 24 April 2014 23:42 / United States - Waukon