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By sarahpft - / Sunday 13 September 2009 16:44 / United States
By jennabean - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 04:13 / United States
By Amanda - / Tuesday 11 August 2009 05:52 / United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 June 2009 08:34 / United States
By Whoops - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:44 / United States