About Nlghthawk
Jui jitsu, wrestling, track and volleyball. Gym is my second home, I have an interesting life.
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Nlghthawk's favorite FMLs

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

By foreveralone - / Tuesday 23 July 2013 09:51 / New Zealand - Torbay

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

By Zkroger - / Wednesday 23 October 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 October 2013 14:04 / United States - Midlothian

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

By IamAflyingCat / Tuesday 22 October 2013 09:12 / United States

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

By moneymoneymoney - / Tuesday 8 October 2013 14:34 / United States - Tampa