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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 50 favorites

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • One more and it's business time

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Nikki_asw's favorite FMLs

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 December 2011 06:45 / United Kingdom

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

By ohcrap / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:58 / United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

By Lame - / Sunday 10 July 2011 00:19 / United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

By Yoda - / Friday 8 July 2011 05:23 / United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

By Andrew - / Tuesday 23 August 2011 14:46 / United States