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Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

By Lililaloose / Wednesday 24 December 2008 04:11 / France

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 30 October 2010 05:07 / New Zealand

Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

By fmmlll - / Monday 18 October 2010 08:56 / United States

Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML

By bibobobonnor - / Tuesday 28 September 2010 04:40 / Canada

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

By feartheend511 / Thursday 19 August 2010 15:48 / United States