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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    45%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    15%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    30%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    68%
  • 50 favorites

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    14%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Nessiewicked's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

By coleslaw - / Friday 3 February 2012 05:25 / United States

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

By liLbob6598 / Tuesday 10 January 2012 02:34 / United States

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

By Santa / Monday 12 December 2011 21:45 / Canada

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

By Good sister - / Thursday 13 October 2011 23:20 / United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

By sydneybourgeois / Saturday 13 August 2011 04:06 / United States