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Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

By danggit3290 - / Sunday 3 May 2009 17:17 / United States

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 March 2011 11:28 / Reserved

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 6 March 2011 05:18 / United States

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 7 February 2011 21:14 / United Kingdom

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

By Stormbringer / Tuesday 1 February 2011 06:37 /