About Nagainafier
I do online things, and occasionally get snarky. I show Arabians, and ride Saddle Seat + Side Saddle. My pic is of my lovely Gold Rush DocBastard, NoorFML, and Perdix make me happy Don't PM me unless it's either relevant to one of my interests, or in response to a comment of mine on the FML. Don't message me to hit on me, don't message me for my kik, don't ask for my snapchat- I don't have either, and I'm not interested in 'meeting' anyone on this site.
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  • One more and it's business time

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Nagainafier's favorite FMLs

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 7 November 2012 15:44 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

By oops999 - / Tuesday 19 November 2013 19:46 / United States - Downingtown

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

By failed brood mare - / Sunday 17 November 2013 17:46 / United States - Hollywood

Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML

By Remy - / Saturday 16 November 2013 23:39 / United States - Portland

Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

By DocBastard, meet DocCunt - / Friday 18 October 2013 22:12 / Australia - Sydney