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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Noacceptance772's favorite FMLs

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 17 April 2013 05:51 /

Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML

By pleasekillme - / Friday 19 April 2013 11:44 / United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

By wow - / Monday 15 April 2013 18:36 / Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

By rawdoglyfe69 / Wednesday 17 April 2013 06:14 / United States - Helena

Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me, going so far as to call one of her finds, "good breeding stock". Apparently, I don't already have enough criminals in my life; last September I was the only member of my family of 5 not locked up. FML

By Grand_Cookie / Tuesday 16 April 2013 08:48 / United States - Norfolk