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... Life is weird. Tone, I just love u.
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Today, I went to dinner with my girlfriend of 2 months. This would have been great, had I not been nodding absentmindedly when she suggested that we start planning our wedding soon, because "she's always dreamt of being married on the same day as Brad and Angelina." FML

By Brad - / Thursday 3 January 2013 06:47 / United States - Harrisburg

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

By Anon. / Wednesday 2 January 2013 21:53 /

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

By habassistant / Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:49 / United States - North Olmsted

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 January 2013 07:28 / Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 7 December 2012 21:28 / United States