About Mr_chocolate
Bonjour bande de narvals, je suis d'une espèce rare qu'on appelle les chinoirs (un croisement entre un papa africain (du Bénin pour les connaisseurs) et une maman chinoiseJ'AIME LE PIANO (et les licornes), j'ai fait du piano pendant 7ans. j:aime vraiment beaucoup. J'ai toujours du PQ sur moi (même au lycée) au cas où je n'aurai plus de mouchoirs ?Mon film préféré ? Matrix 1 ou Star Wars 3 au choix...ah oui, je veux devenir professeur de mathématiques plus tard (comme mon grand père ouai). Il y a 1 mois, je me suis découvert une petite passion pour le speedcubing (résoudre un Rubik cube le plus rapidement possible). Mon record est de 20 sec (que je mettrai régulièrement à jour). Voilà. Si tu veux taper la discussion avec un chinoirs resolvateur de Rubik cube je suis là et selon les statistiques, en venant me parler, tu diminues tes chances de faire un infarctus, véridique !
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