About Mr_brightside209
Hello random FML user! I love to make people laugh. I like pretty much all music especially MCR and Eminem. i love playing video games and watching anime. I have 209 kids and I'm temporarily an alien. that is all. i love talking to new people so: Kik: The_Great_Eggplant , Snapchat: Rylan23997 message me for a random ass conversation! xD
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Mr_brightside209's favorite FMLs

Today, I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account, I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

By Charitable - / Monday 30 June 2014 05:02 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad made the local news. The business he owns is so run down and overgrown that it's officially a public health hazard. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 27 June 2014 01:39 / United States - Demopolis

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

By massachusettsan - / Wednesday 25 June 2014 00:07 / United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

By kennyjhynes - / Monday 23 June 2014 13:56 / United States

Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

By bruised_scrotum / Thursday 15 May 2014 17:08 / South Africa - Johannesburg