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Reserved..aka a bit shy. Outdoors. Engineering student -> indoors too...love music, and a few other things...
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

By thatsucks - / Saturday 28 February 2009 11:10 / United Kingdom

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

By anon / Friday 18 March 2011 12:36 /

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

By karmavictim / Friday 18 March 2011 11:28 /

Today, I went to the airport to start the amazing 3 week vacation in Costa Rica that I've been saving for and planning for more than a year. They wouldn't let me on the plane because my passport expires in less than 6 months. FML

By anonymous / Friday 18 March 2011 07:35 /

Today, I finished and turned in the last of the seventeen major projects for the company I work for. As I was walking out of my bosses office, I hear her ask her assistant "She finished everything we didn't want to do, can we fire her now?" FML

By inpuredeceit - / Thursday 17 March 2011 23:37 / United States