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By Kelso - / Saturday 6 February 2010 18:22 / United States
By dire-rear - / Saturday 16 January 2010 20:19 / Singapore

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

By pleasedtomeetyou - / Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:42 / United Kingdom