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Hi I'm Monique & I love to laugh I am a gymnast... Gymnastics is my life I also do cheerleading! P.s. I'm taken
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Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML

By Monkey - / Saturday 27 October 2012 15:02 / United States

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML

By just about pissed off - / Sunday 11 August 2013 17:24 / Egypt - Cairo

Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML

By ass slap / Sunday 11 August 2013 15:35 / United States - Broomall

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 11 August 2013 04:24 / United States

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

By benjo / Tuesday 6 August 2013 18:07 / United States