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Mondegreen's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

By Italian_Stallion - / Monday 16 February 2009 21:44 / United States

Today, the family I live with decided that beer is a more important purchase than the things we need, such as detergent, soap, and toilet paper, just to name a few things. Apparently, paper towels should suffice. FML

By alyssuhh526 - / Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:51 / United States - Channelview

Today, during my family's traditional 4th of July weekend celebration, my water broke. I kept trying to tell them and asked them to take me to the hospital, but they couldn't hear me over the fireworks. They all just kept smiling and nodding. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 July 2013 21:45 / United States - Loveland

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

By BlueB - / Saturday 6 July 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

By StockedWithJuice - / Saturday 6 July 2013 15:14 / United States - Austin