About Misc248
This website is hilarious. Just wanted to join the fun.
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Misc248's FML badges
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
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Misc248's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

By JoLaFritte / Friday 7 November 2008 10:10 / France

Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 November 2010 05:39 / United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

By anonymous / Thursday 11 November 2010 14:27 / United States

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

By ItHurtsLIkeHell - / Monday 1 March 2010 09:13 / Malaysia

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

By joeheathen - / Friday 13 November 2009 12:57 / United States