About Misanthropist
I comment stupid people. *If you write an FML based on being fat, I'm just gonna click YDI and silently loathe you for wasting my time. *If you write an FML about high school relationships, I'm gonna mock you; hopefully at that point natural selection will kick in. *If a child has verbally hurt your feelings enough to write about it here, you need to smack yourself as hard as I would have smacked the brat. *If you try and argue with me in the comments section; you are wrong, and everyone knows it.
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Misanthropist's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Monday 28 December 2010 12:08 / United States
By RC3Welly - / Friday 9 March 2012 22:58 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States
By coughandcold - / Friday 27 March 2009 01:45 / United States
By konens_dick - / Sunday 22 March 2009 10:38 / United States