About Mipz
Maybe I'm a sweet teenage girl who likes to laugh at others' misfortune. Or maybe I'm a 42 year old man looking for people of that description on this stupid website. You may never know o.o I tease. I'm in highschool. Now go away...
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Mipz's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    100%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    26,500%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    4,300%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    580%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    62%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    309%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    192%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    1,300%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    130%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    81%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Mipz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

By YOURMOM / Saturday 31 December 2011 07:24 / United States

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:03 / United Kingdom

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 23 December 2011 05:53 / United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 December 2011 02:49 / Australia

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

By ThinZ - / Saturday 24 December 2011 00:26 / United States