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Someone once told me all my favourited FMLs have a theme. Can you guess what that theme is? That's one hell of a trivial question....haha. If you get it right, you'll get a prize.
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Mimiknox's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

By poopshooter101 - / Tuesday 30 June 2009 11:53 / United States

Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said "Have fun!" FML

By Rob / Friday 16 October 2009 01:59 / France

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:01 / United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

By gera3gera / Wednesday 7 October 2009 02:07 / United States

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

By Sneezy123 - / Tuesday 6 October 2009 02:21 / United States