About Millima
Hallays ;D I'm a "perfect" lady from the colde and north of Norway. Yes we have polar bear walking in our streets and we ride snowmobile instead of cars. Fortunately we don't have tsumanis, earthquakes or hurricanes. I can live with that.
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Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

By sarahhh - / Friday 13 February 2009 19:18 / United States

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

By ravenskater / Monday 4 April 2011 02:47 /

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

By failureparent - / Monday 21 March 2011 01:25 / United States

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

By parenting_failure - / Sunday 20 March 2011 16:10 / France

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

By SkinsCastSelection / Monday 17 January 2011 20:13 / Belgium