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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Mikimaki's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

By Black / Friday 12 December 2008 03:31 / Lebanon

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

By nitwit - / Tuesday 8 September 2009 12:29 / Greece

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 September 2009 07:25 / Japan

Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 August 2009 04:38 / United States

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 22 May 2009 08:36 / United States