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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • One more and it's business time

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Mikeykenneth's favorite FMLs

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

By Bobby ray slice / Monday 22 August 2011 00:03 / United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 15 February 2013 04:30 / United States

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

By spellbound / Wednesday 19 December 2012 14:59 / Australia - Perth

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

By Rhine - / Sunday 16 December 2012 23:51 / Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

By shootme / Sunday 13 November 2011 22:46 / Canada