About Midnighttrue
I'm nice, and I love reading, writing, and music. Currently, I'm in college and taking basic classes right now. Eventually, I hope to graduate with either a Nursing or Radiography degree. I like meeting people and making new friends, so just send me a message if you'd like :) And I might add some people on Facebook too lol
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Midnighttrue's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

By potassiumgirl / Wednesday 11 April 2012 19:53 / United States - Hollywood
By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 April 2012 17:47 / United States
By baugy - / Wednesday 11 April 2012 02:19 / United States - Orlando