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Michellinman's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didn't recognize me. FML

By ready_set_go - / Thursday 9 April 2009 01:14 / Canada

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

By no / Thursday 11 September 2014 01:47 / United States - Worcester

Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML

By soontobehobo - / Monday 8 September 2014 02:31 / United States - Mankato

Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML

By rugener92 - / Thursday 4 September 2014 23:22 /

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

By MusicLover18 / Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:35 / Canada - Leduc