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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    5%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    10%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    51%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    10%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Merryman's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

By awkwardpartybear - / Saturday 4 January 2014 23:43 / United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 January 2013 20:12 / United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

By honeybadger123 / Monday 14 November 2011 01:11 / United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 July 2011 00:31 / United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

By wetbutt - / Friday 6 March 2009 17:49 / United States