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Mattonfml's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

By swana99 / Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:39 / United States - Woburn

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

By please don't back that thing up / Friday 9 August 2013 05:00 / United States

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

By CityBoysNow / Wednesday 11 September 2013 00:14 / United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - / Friday 13 September 2013 00:01 / Canada - Burlington

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

By vrossie_ / Sunday 8 September 2013 05:56 / United States