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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Massiveberry's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

By IntimidatorStag - / Friday 6 February 2009 23:54 / United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 11 January 2014 02:25 / United States

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

By bear food / Wednesday 8 January 2014 04:37 / United States - Anaheim

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 December 2013 17:27 / United States - Bessemer

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

By The_Rest_of_the_Story - / Saturday 14 December 2013 06:38 / United States - Effingham