About Marvin_kay
I saw an oompaloompa once... True story
Marvin_kay - Followers
Marvin_kay - Followed
Hugged!
Marvin_kay's FML badges
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    34%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    28%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    45%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    89%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    22%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Marvin_kay's favorite FMLs

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

By sickness and health my sphincter - / Friday 22 March 2013 21:53 / Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

By wowthanksworld / Friday 22 March 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 March 2013 20:43 / United Kingdom - Retford

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

By ldn - / Thursday 21 March 2013 17:54 / Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 March 2013 14:03 / Sweden - Sundbyberg