About Marley_000
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
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  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    59%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    13%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    33%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    48%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    75%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Marley_000's favorite FMLs

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

By Creep - / Saturday 28 March 2009 00:24 / Canada

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

By John - / Tuesday 21 October 2014 00:29 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

By Beeper - / Saturday 11 October 2014 19:07 / United States - Champaign

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

By Ryuun12 - / Friday 3 October 2014 03:20 / United States - Morgan Hill

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

By mykodu / Thursday 2 October 2014 20:29 / Canada - Toronto