About Markis309

If you must know, I'm a pretty nice guy. I'm a guys guy, meaning I love cars, am an acid golfer, and play many other sports. My favorite sport would have to be football, as I've been to the NFL draft many times. My favorite car would have to be an Audi S5. Wanna know more? Just ask.

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Markis309's FML badges
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    47,200%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    7%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    3%
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