About Mannerheim
I'm sixteen, don't have many friends, am a virgin, and have had nothing but one long distance relationship where she actually seeked me out, then got pretty and told me she WOULDN'T be coming about after graduation. FML. My favorite FML is most likely written by my first love, who is a dirty rotten whore.
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Mannerheim's FML badges
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    0%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    523%
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Mannerheim's favorite FMLs