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Manateerex's favorite FMLs

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

By I warned him / Friday 19 December 2014 02:39 / United States - Marietta

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

By cheated - / Saturday 17 September 2011 04:43 / United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

By onehundredpercenteffed - / Friday 14 August 2009 01:46 / United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML

By conductingfromthegrave - / Wednesday 1 July 2009 05:18 / United States