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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By meteorbabe0101 - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:11 / United States

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

By gentileman - / Monday 16 March 2009 17:11 / United States
By KAAALIS - / Monday 16 March 2009 02:20 / United States
By thatsucks - / Saturday 28 February 2009 11:10 / United Kingdom