About Malkria
DARKNESS then REDNESS then WHITENESS!!! Bless your face, if you've sneezed during this video, bless you... Toby out, HAA!!! Do do do do do do do do DO SUBSCRIBE!!! - Tobuscus, Toby Turner.
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Malkria's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    15,800%
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
    100%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    79,100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    10%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    32%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    31%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    32%
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    200%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    3,808%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Malkria's favorite FMLs
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