About Madman85
Just a regular guy with extraordinary bad luck. Every day is FML day. Big fan of the website and glad someone came up with the idea. Now I can write instead of taking out my frustrations on inanimate objects.
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Madman85's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

By untitledentity - / Sunday 24 May 2009 16:03 / United States

Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I'm hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then I fainted. FML

By Emcee - / Friday 5 June 2009 10:48 / Philippines

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

By baron - / Monday 1 June 2009 17:36 / United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

By bluehairedfreakgirl - / Monday 1 June 2009 03:12 / United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

By deucelututi / Sunday 31 May 2009 12:03 / United States