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Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

By IlikeGreenPlants - / Thursday 26 November 2009 02:41 / United States

Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 November 2009 00:40 / United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:01 / United States

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML

By ooops - / Thursday 3 September 2009 00:18 / United States

Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML

By CollegeGrad - / Saturday 25 April 2009 06:39 / United States