About Mjmiki121
Not much to say.... My friends say i'm funny! That must make me the cooliest right??? Hello? ;(
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Mjmiki121's favorite FMLs

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

By wideawakeandinpain / Saturday 17 December 2011 11:09 / United States

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

By kindergarten teacher / Saturday 23 March 2013 13:25 / United States - Hanford

Today, it's my third night of finally living on my own in a house. I can't count the number of times I have run to my knife and pepper spray after hearing "suspicious" sounds. Maybe I'm not ready to be an adult after all. FML

By nearly20yetasfearfulasatoddlerhavingnightmares - / Tuesday 19 March 2013 06:32 / United States - Allen

Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML

By swarm20 / Tuesday 5 February 2013 05:24 / United States - Mankato

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

By wilks311 / Saturday 2 February 2013 14:12 / United States - Southampton